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A man dressed only in a stunning pair of heels caused a security alert in McMinnville, Oregon Wednesday.

Two police units responded to a 911 call in downtown McMinnville following sightings of a nude man sitting on a bench in the basement floor of a medical building. Though the medical building was locked down on the cops’ arrival, no trace of the high-heeled streaker could be found.

The man, described as being between 40 and 50, balding and thin, was last spotted running down a hallway in the almost vacant building. His speedy retreat serves as an indicator that he’s more accustomed to wearing women’s shoes than initially anticipated – though he’s obviously not so familiar with women’s clothing.